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Look no further than Guinea Pig Parodies: A Funny Coloring Book Of Guinea Pigs in Art, Movie, and TV Parodies! This coloring book features 25 hilarious guinea pig-themed illustrations, based on popular culture references, movies, and classic works of art.
From classics like “The Wheeking” or “Pigalisa”, to modern hits like “Piggies on Thrones” and “The Piggie Games”, there’s something for everyone in this coloring book. It’s a must-have for anyone who loves guinea pigs and is sure to provide hours of entertainment.
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